and we didn’t expect such a rush (by manyfires)
I’m reblogging this just for the caption.
And I wanna make it..
and we didn’t expect such a rush (by manyfires)
I’m reblogging this just for the caption.
And I wanna make it..
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.
IF ONLY Clark Gregg was spelled correctly. :(
(Source: madisonyork)
Venom vs. ice cream
[video]
(via thefrogman)
O’NEILL: So, now what?
TEAL’C: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
O’NEILL: Call Daniel.
Trying to archive some comment!fic… here’s the “what happened next” tag for this scene (originally posted to redial_the_gate):
*Ring, ring*
Daniel, on the phone: This is Daniel Jackson.
Teal’c: Daniel Jackson, it is I, Teal’c.
Daniel, otp: Hey, Teal’c, what’s up?
Teal’c: Colonel O’Neill and I are attending a cultural outing. Please join us.
*Daniel is distracted by moldy old book*
Daniel, otp: Hmm? Sure, Teal’c, sounds good.
Teal’c: We will pick you up in 15 minutes, Daniel Jackson.
Daniel, otp: Uh, OK, see you guys soon.
***
*15 minutes later as Daniel is buckling his seat belt in the back of Jack’s truck*
Daniel: So guys, what are we doing tonight?
Teal’c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
Daniel: …
Jack: Oh yeah, this is going to be EPIC.
Daniel: …
Jack: Hey, he thought of this one all on his own. I’m just the chauffeur.
Daniel: …
Teal’c: I hope that it is red Jell-O. That is my favorite kind.
Jack: Yeah, red would be good - it’ll look like blood. Green would be sort of icky. And I bet it stains your skin.
Daniel: …
***
*30 minutes later at the Hall of Jell-O Wrestling*
Jack: Epic!
Teal’c: This is a formidable competition. The blonde female is very adept at keeping her balance on the slippery floor.
Daniel: omg
Jack: 10 bucks says that bikini top is coming off in the next 5… never mind.
Daniel: OMG!
Jack: Good choice, Teal’c.
Teal’c: Indeed.
Help me. I think I strained a rib laughing, oh my honk…
Best credits ever.
the best moment of a movie full of best moments
A møøse once bit my sister
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
I’m crying, omg, halp.
(via panasonicyouth)
She be fierce, meow.
(Source: pusheen, via thefrogman)
This… this. Omg <3
Grand Theft Auto: Canada 画
So… Everyday driving for me.
They just forgot the beaver crossings >.>;